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Christian Pick Up Lines (Part 2)

Charles Specht 2 Comments

One of my most popular articles here on Crazy About Church was the one I wrote on Christian Pick Up Lines (click here to read that post). It gets well over 100 unique readers every day from Google searches alone. Since this is the case, I’ve decided to provide a follow-up article that provides even more cheesy Christian Pick Up Lines. (Because…and let’s face it, ladies…you can never hear too many pickup lines, right?)

“On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical, considering they came from one.”

(CLICK TO TWEET THIS PICK UP LINE)

Beware When Using Christian Pick Up Lines

Just a quick disclaimer. I’m a married man and haven’t tried these on any ladies out there, particularly my wife. And the reason for that is that I’d prefer to remain married. So be forewarned. Using these cheesy Christian Pick Up Lines could be detrimental to your dating and marital relationships.

And so here we go…Continue Reading

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What If God Hired A Search Committee To Find His Prophets, Apostles and Pastors?

Charles Specht 2 Comments

What if God hired a search committee to find pastors like churches today do to find pastors? Maybe the results would come back like the following? Search Committee Report: The following is a confidential report on several candidates being … Continue Reading

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Pre-Conversion Sins And Your Pastor: What Does The Bible Say About it?

Charles Specht 5 Comments

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Do pre-conversion sins (sins committed before you're saved) matter in this life? Do our sins follow into eternity or have any implications for this life today, or is the slate wiped clean once we're saved? What does the Bible say about … Continue Reading

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An Elevator Pitch For Your Church (Guest Post at Pastors.com)

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There are about 50,000,000 things that can happen in and around the church to accelerate ministry and encourage the brethren. The challenge is to focus on that which is most needed and will prove to be most beneficial in the end. What should you … Continue Reading

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Baptism: What Does The Bible Say About It?

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I became the senior pastor of Faith Baptist Church just a few months ago. There are lots of exciting challenges and victories in pastoral ministry. One of the problems I don't mind ever having too many of is a mass of believers who want to get … Continue Reading

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Dying For The Glory Of God

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When you woke up this morning, what did you do? Did you eat any breakfast? Maybe go to the gym? Hug your children? Go to work? Shoot some basketball? Take a walk? What did you do? Whatever you did, however, I assume you probably didn't … Continue Reading

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Christian Pick Up Lines Guaranteed To Keep You “Single” For The Rest Of Your Life

Charles Specht 12 Comments

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I am so proud to be able to say that I have never used a pick up line with a girl. (Please, don't ask my wife. Shh!) Christian pick up lines are funny, awkward, cheesy, and if I ever hear my sons use them when they get older I'll disown them in … Continue Reading

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